Translation by Mr. N.B.


Daniel Hall
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BUT THEN THERE WERE EQUALLY GOOD ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH:

1.  HE WENT INTO HIS FATHER'S BUSINESS
2.  HE LIVED AT HOME UNTIL HE WAS 33
3.  HE WAS SURE HIS MOTHER WAS A VIRGIN, AND HIS MOTHER WAS SURE HE WAS GOD

BUT THEN THERE WERE EQUALLY GOOD ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:

1.  HE TALKED WITH HIS HANDS
2.  HE HAD WINE WITH EVERY MEAL
3.  HE USED OLIVE OIL

BUT THEN THERE WERE EQUALLY GOOD ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN :

1.  HE NEVER CUT HIS HAIR
2.  HE WALKED AROUND BAREFOOT
3.  HE STARTED A NEW RELIGION

BUT THEN THERE WERE EQUALLY GOOD ARGUMENTS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH :

1.  HE NEVER GOT MARRIED
2.  HE WAS ALWAYS TELLING STORIES
3.  HE LOVED GREEN PASTURES

BUT PERHAPS THE MOST COMPELLING EVIDENCE ..... THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN.....:

1.  HE HAD TO FEED A CROWD AT A MONENT'S NOTICE WHEN THERE WAS NO FOOD
2. HE KEPT TRYING TO GET THE MESSAGE ACROSS TO A BUNCH OF MEN WHO JUST DIDN'T GET IT
3. EVEN WHEN HE WAS DEAD, HE HAD TO GET UP BECAUSE THERE WAS MORE WORK FOR  HIM TO DO...